Apreciate What You Have
One day . . .
a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country,so he could have his son see how poor country people live. They stayed one day and one night In the home of a very humble farmer. At the end of the trip, and when they were back home, the father asked his son,
"What did you think of the trip?” The son replied, "Very nice dad." Then the father asked his son, "Did you notice how poor they were?” The son replied, "Yes." The father continued asking, "What did you learn?" The son responded, "I learned that we have one dog in our house, and they have four. Also, we have a fountain in our garden,but they have a stream that has no end.
And we have imported lamps in our garden . . . where they have the stars! And our garden goes to the edge of our property. But they have the entire horizon as their back yard!" At the end of the son's reply the father was speechless. His son then said,"Thank you dad for showing me how poor we really are."
Isn't it true that all depends on the lens you use to see life? One can ask himself what would happen if we give thanks for what we have instead of always asking for more. Learn to appreciate what you have. Wealth is all in one's point of view. 
Grandma Also loves us
Our grandma willing to do anything as along as we are happy. =P
Chemistry Question. Creative answer.
If you love chemistry most, you should answer all question correctly. lol. Just joking.
Try this first before proceed to the next level.
Q: Why Is ten afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ‘ate’ nine !
Good!. I think most of you know the answer. lol.
Now, let’s try other questions. The answer will be given at the end of those questions. Enjoy!
Questions.
1) What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
2) What is the purpose of a doctor?
3) What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
4) Why do chemist like nitrates so much?
5) What do you pay policeman attending evening chemist classes?
6) Why does a white bear melt in water?
7) Why are chemist great for solving problem?
8) What is cation afraid of?
9) What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
Answer.
1) Barium (Bury ‘im = bury him)
2) Helium (Heal ‘im = Heal him)
3) Silicon (Silly ‘con’ = convict)
4) They’re cheaper than day rates.
5) Copper Nitrates (Cop= policeman, nitrates = night rate)
6) Because it’s polar
7) They have all the solution
8) Dogion
9) A one molar solution
Are you answer all the question right? =)Prison VS Work
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....You have to share.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.....They are called supervisors
Which is worst!!!???
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
Ronald Reagan: I forgot
Bill Clinton: I’ve had so many chicks, I can’t remember…
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road
Computer programmer: In order for the chicken to cross the road safely, they not only need one driver to access the server farm, they need a few, if not they will hang in the middle of the road
Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and unbalance your checkbook
Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask “What the heck was the chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
Karam Singh Walia: Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam ……agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan…..Ayam di jalan dilintaskan, ayam di reban makan tak makan…….
Mahathir: You know, I am tired of all this….’apa nama’ chicken-chicken bisnes….the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..if they want to……’apa nama’ cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road………..Malaysia is a democratic country, we let our chickens do whatever they want to do……..as long as they don’t threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government………
Abdullah Badawi: Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja.jangan percaya khabar-khabar angin ini semua………biasalah ini adalah tektik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua………..jangan percaya……….jangan percaya……
Samy Vellu: Ayyooyoo…………belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll………
